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Drinking Alone

Social Distancing in downtown Vancouver

Drinking Alone thanks to Karen Moore

Gotta Hava Java at The Basic (formerly Joe's Grill), 1031 Davie Street, Vancouver, B.C.

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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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