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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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