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Dr Pepper Financing

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Dr Pepper Financing thanks to Odelle Taylor

Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen


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