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Dr Pepper Financing

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Dr Pepper Financing thanks to Odelle Taylor

Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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