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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor


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