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Dr Pepper Financing

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Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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