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Dr Pepper Financing

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Dr Pepper Financing thanks to Odelle Taylor

Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink, created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. To test his new drink, Alderton offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. Patrons at Morrison's soda fountain soon learned of Alderton's new drink and began ordering a "Waco". Alderton gave the formula to Morrison, who named it Dr. Pepper (later stylized as "Dr Pepper", removing the '.')

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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