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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump