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The World Is Going Down The Drain

What is this world coming to?

The World Is Going Down The Drain thanks to Lynette Vargas

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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