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Donut Hole History

Downsizing through the years

Donut Hole History thanks to Heinrich Reimann

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Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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