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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
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The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler
Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
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Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard
I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
People can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious. - Rochelle Walensky
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart