QuotaBillsThat virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - William Shakespeare
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker
When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher
Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West
Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle
Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
People can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious. - Rochelle Walensky
The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler