Don't Touch Your Face

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - William Shakespeare

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh