Don't Touch Your Face
Visual non-endorsement from an infectious disease expert
Infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci says he can't stop The Donald talking at briefings
QuotaBillsHumanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - William Shakespeare
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco
An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh