Don't Touch Your Face

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - William Shakespeare

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

People can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious. - Rochelle Walensky

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler