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Dogue

Fashion, beauty and lifestyle trends in canine haute couture

Dogue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not to be confused with its lesser-known publication - Vogue, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, first published in New York City in 1892.

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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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