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Dogue

Fashion, beauty and lifestyle trends in canine haute couture

Dogue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not to be confused with its lesser-known publication - Vogue, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, first published in New York City in 1892.

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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

First appearance deceives many. - Phaedrus

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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