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Dogue

Fashion, beauty and lifestyle trends in canine haute couture

Dogue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not to be confused with its lesser-known publication - Vogue, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, first published in New York City in 1892.

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Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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