QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash