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Disciple Golf Day

Sneaking away from Jesus for a day of golf

Disciple Golf Day thanks to Jim Serritella

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The healing process starts with graciousness and forgiveness. - India Arie

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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