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Disciple Golf Day

Sneaking away from Jesus for a day of golf

Disciple Golf Day thanks to Jim Serritella

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Silence, healing. - Heraclitus

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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