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Disciple Golf Day

Sneaking away from Jesus for a day of golf

Disciple Golf Day thanks to Jim Serritella

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Silence, healing. - Heraclitus

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

The healing process starts with graciousness and forgiveness. - India Arie

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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