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Disciple Golf Day

Sneaking away from Jesus for a day of golf

Disciple Golf Day thanks to Jim Serritella

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Healing yourself is connected with healing others. - Yoko Ono

Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. - Jane Fonda

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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