QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Offer them what they secretly want, and they of course immediately become panic-stricken. - Jack Kerouac
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart