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Change Management for Men

Diaper Change thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Most men find it difficult to change

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We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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