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Change Management for Men

Diaper Change thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Most men find it difficult to change

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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