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Change Management for Men

Diaper Change thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Most men find it difficult to change

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you don't like what is being said, then change the conversation. - Don Draper

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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