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Change Management for Men

Diaper Change thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Most men find it difficult to change

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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