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Change Management for Men

Diaper Change thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Most men find it difficult to change

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A Leader, for a Change - Jimmy Carter

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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