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Change Management for Men

Diaper Change thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Most men find it difficult to change

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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