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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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