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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury


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