QuotaBillsNo pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
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The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa
I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
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People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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