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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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