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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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