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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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