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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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