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Depressing Situation

Looking for work during the 1930's Great Depression

Depressing Situation thanks to Barry McCartney

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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