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Child's Decision Making Tree

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Child's Decision Making Tree thanks to Beth Tibule

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try. - John F Kennedy

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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