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Crab Bridge

Overpass survival in Australia

Crab Bridge thanks to Keith Blake

Australia's Christmas Island has bridges for crabs to prevent them from being crushed under the wheels of cars during their mass migration

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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