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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman