Finally something that really is 'Politically Correct'...
QuotaBillsIn politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi