QuotaBillsThe greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel