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Covid Dogs

Who you gonna call?

Covid Dogs thanks to Liam Hackett

Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out

The party was nice the party was pumping
Ah yepee ah yo
And everybody having a ball
Yepee ah yo
And tell the fellas stop the name callin'
Yepee ah yo
Then them girls respond to the call
I hear a woman shout outa

Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Who let the dogs out

Last year in the dance you had a ball
You call me millibug and skettell
Get back gruffy, mash scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel

Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry
Ah yepee ah yo
To hear dem girls calling

QuotaBills
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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