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Coughy Filter

How coronavirus patients drink their coffee

Coughy Filter thanks to Barry McCartney

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Corona-rary bypass - Archie Bunker

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corona: A person who possesses a vehicle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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