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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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