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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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