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Cosmic Alignment

This kind of alignment at NASA only happens every 500 years

Cosmic Alignment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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