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Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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