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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless! - Unknown

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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