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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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