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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless! - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown