Confession Today

Suicide is confession. - Daniel Webster

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it to confess your ignorance. - Confucius

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell