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Confession Today

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Confession Today thanks to Keith Blake

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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