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Confession Today

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Confession Today thanks to Keith Blake

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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