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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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