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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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