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Cloud Breach

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

More honoured in the breach than the observance. - William Shakespeare

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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