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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

More honoured in the breach than the observance. - William Shakespeare

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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