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The Donald's suggestion in the fight against Covid-19

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Speaking at a White House Press Conference about the coronavirus on April 23, 2020, Donald Trump said that he sees how disinfectant wipes out the virus in a minute, then continues to say: "Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that."

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

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Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

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If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

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That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

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One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

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