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The Donald's suggestion in the fight against Covid-19

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Clorox Chewables thanks to Mat Drudge

Speaking at a White House Press Conference about the coronavirus on April 23, 2020, Donald Trump said that he sees how disinfectant wipes out the virus in a minute, then continues to say: "Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? It would be interesting to check that."

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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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