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I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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