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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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