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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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