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Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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