Christmas Shopping Done for 2020

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed. - Kate Halvorson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller