QuotaBillsPepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
The hottest peppers are the smallest peppers. - East Indian Saying
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you
known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart