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But first, donuts. - Unknown

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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