Catch Your Man

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus