#1 humor site on the 'net

Catch Your Man

Leap Year Donut Temptation

Catch Your Man thanks to Barry McCartney

QuotaBills
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike

Road Sign Dictionary

Sandal Security

House Appraisal

Tongue Twister

Class Notes

The Perfect Male

Welfare Dogs

Internet Surfing

Chipotie Burger

Ant Virus

K9 Construction

Fork In The Road

Before Twitter

Drink And Drive Directions

Just Divorced

Romance Lost

Lowe's Holes

Geeks On Display

Smores Level Expert

Saskatchewan Freeway