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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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