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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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