QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash