Can I Lick It

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren