Can I Lick It

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt