QuotaBillsMother Superiority - Archie Bunker
Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli
Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown
A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain
Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles
You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot
Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton
It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek
I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky
My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel
My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp'
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Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law."
WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren