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QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett
Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry