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Breakthrough Burst

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Breakthrough Burst thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 17, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Dan MacAulay, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"For every 'breakthrough' in our lives, there is also a 'breaking away' that takes place. We breakthrough to find peace, at the same time that we break away from worry or fear. We break through in our relationships when we break away from anger or hurt or unforgiveness. This is why we must continue to keep our focus on what is ahead of us and not on what is behind. We do not want to slide back into that old way of thinking or being. We have just had a Breakthrough. Live in your breakthrough and don’t slide back.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (NLT)
25 Look straight ahead, and fix your eyes on what lies before you.
26 Mark out a straight path for your feet; stay on the safe path.
27 Don’t get sidetracked; keep your feet from following evil." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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