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Breakthrough Burst

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Breakthrough Burst thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 17, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Dan MacAulay, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"For every 'breakthrough' in our lives, there is also a 'breaking away' that takes place. We breakthrough to find peace, at the same time that we break away from worry or fear. We break through in our relationships when we break away from anger or hurt or unforgiveness. This is why we must continue to keep our focus on what is ahead of us and not on what is behind. We do not want to slide back into that old way of thinking or being. We have just had a Breakthrough. Live in your breakthrough and don’t slide back.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (NLT)
25 Look straight ahead, and fix your eyes on what lies before you.
26 Mark out a straight path for your feet; stay on the safe path.
27 Don’t get sidetracked; keep your feet from following evil." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


Pita Pan

Drum Kit Chandelier

TP Roll Art

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Shark Circles

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Stairway Chute

Run Down Apartments

Your Fly Is Down

Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!

Moonshiners

How Did They Get There?

Dent Wizard

Painted Fence

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

Reaching The Ocean

Worst Aid

How To Make A Deer Stand

Make Your Own Plectrum

Too Little Too Late

Pelican Sunrise

Modern Romance

Moose Police

Exhaust Condensation Reducer