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Breakthrough Blocks

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Breakthrough Blocks thanks to joe-ks

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, April 26, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
"Breakthrough - Overcoming the Obstacles
Ready for a breakthrough in your life?
- God is doing something new - Are you looking for it?
- There is a way out of your wilderness - It is the pathway that God has set for you.
- Where you have been dry and thirsty - God will give you living water.
- Believe that God loves you and wants to help you.

Isaiah 43:19
19 For I am about to do something new. See, I have already begun! Do you not see it? I will make a pathway through the wilderness. I will create rivers in the dry wasteland." - Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac)

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

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