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Breakthrough Blessings

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

Breakthrough Blessings thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 24, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"For every 'breakthrough' in our lives, there is also a 'breaking away' that takes place. We breakthrough to find peace, at the same time that we break away from worry or fear. We break through in our relationships when we break away from anger or hurt or unforgiveness. This is why we must continue to keep our focus on what is ahead of us and not on what is behind. We do not want to slide back into that old way of thinking or being. We have just had a Breakthrough. Live in your breakthrough and don’t slide back.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (NLT)
25 Look straight ahead, and fix your eyes on what lies before you.
26 Mark out a straight path for your feet; stay on the safe path.
27 Don’t get sidetracked; keep your feet from following evil." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

You'll never get to a person's soul until you understand their hurts. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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