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Breakthrough Blessings

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 24, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"For every 'breakthrough' in our lives, there is also a 'breaking away' that takes place. We breakthrough to find peace, at the same time that we break away from worry or fear. We break through in our relationships when we break away from anger or hurt or unforgiveness. This is why we must continue to keep our focus on what is ahead of us and not on what is behind. We do not want to slide back into that old way of thinking or being. We have just had a Breakthrough. Live in your breakthrough and don’t slide back.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (NLT)
25 Look straight ahead, and fix your eyes on what lies before you.
26 Mark out a straight path for your feet; stay on the safe path.
27 Don’t get sidetracked; keep your feet from following evil." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Denis Diderot

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

You'll never get to a person's soul until you understand their hurts. - Ravi Zacharias

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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