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Breakthrough Blessings

Welcome to Crossroads Community Church - Sunday Online Service

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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, May 24, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"For every 'breakthrough' in our lives, there is also a 'breaking away' that takes place. We breakthrough to find peace, at the same time that we break away from worry or fear. We break through in our relationships when we break away from anger or hurt or unforgiveness. This is why we must continue to keep our focus on what is ahead of us and not on what is behind. We do not want to slide back into that old way of thinking or being. We have just had a Breakthrough. Live in your breakthrough and don’t slide back.
Proverbs 4:25-27 (NLT)
25 Look straight ahead, and fix your eyes on what lies before you.
26 Mark out a straight path for your feet; stay on the safe path.
27 Don’t get sidetracked; keep your feet from following evil." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place. - C S Lewis

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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