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Breakthrough - Second Wind

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Breakthrough - Second Wind thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, June 7, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream 'Breakthrough Second Wind' service with Pastor Dan MacAulay, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"Athletes know that the first few minutes of exertion can often be difficult. But they know that if they don't quit, they will get their, 'second wind.' Second wind is a new strength or energy to continue something that is an effort. In Hebrews 12, Paul tells us to, "let us run with endurance the race God has set before us."
As we look back at our series on Breakthrough, we see that the key to ongoing success is, Don't Quit. Keep pressing on despite the attacks and distractions and we will finish our race. We will get our second wind to be able to continue on." - Dan MacAulay ('DannyMac' - creator of two new Podcast series, Starting Right and Life and Hope)

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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