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Breakthrough Sunday Online Service

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Breakthrough Sunday Online Service thanks to joe-kster

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, April 19, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.CrossroadsSechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.
 
"We have been dealing with the impact of the Corona Virus now for over a month. It is very easy to begin to wonder if we are ever going to get past it. We are ready for a breakthrough, to see it done with and our lives return to a sense of normalcy. Did you know that our God is known as the God of the Breakthrough? In 1 Chronicles 14 we have the story of King David going to war against the Philistines. David prayed and asked God if he should fight the battle.

1 Chronicles 14:10-11 (NLT)
10 So David asked God, “Should I go out to fight the Philistines? Will you hand them over to me?” The Lord replied, “Yes, go ahead. I will hand them over to you.”
11 So David and his troops went up to Baal-perazim and defeated the Philistines there. “God did it!” David exclaimed. “He used me to burst through my enemies like a raging flood!”

So they named that place Baal-perazim (which means “the Lord who bursts through”).
The Lord who bursts through!!! Our hope is not built upon wishes and maybe’s, it is built on the power and promises of our God who is the God of the breakthrough, and that breakthrough is on its way. God has His hand on us and when we put our trust and faith in Him, He will burst through for us. Be strong, keep the faith." - Dan MacAulay (creator of the new Podcast series, Starting Right with DannyMac)

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Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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