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Brace For The Resolutioners

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Brace For The Resolutioners thanks to Phil Health

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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