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Brace For The Resolutioners

Body Building takes off in the New Year

Brace For The Resolutioners thanks to Phil Health

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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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