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Boycott Bills

Slave owners depicted on U.S. currency no longer acceptable

Boycott Bills thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. banknotes
$1 - George Washington
$20 - Andrew Jackson
$50 - Ulysses S. Grant
$100 - Benjamin Franklin

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot are fools, and those who dare not are slaves. - George Gordon

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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