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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Be not a slave of words. - Thomas Carlyle

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

But what makes wage slaves? Wages! - Groucho Marx

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi