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Boycott Bills thanks to Roy Taylor

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$1 - George Washington
$20 - Andrew Jackson
$50 - Ulysses S. Grant
$100 - Benjamin Franklin

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

You are a slave to what you do say, a master of what you don't say. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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