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Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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