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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

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The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

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Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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