Birthday Bonus

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey