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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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