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QuotaBillsGod gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller
How much money is enough? - Talmud
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden
When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb
A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal
A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando
They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson
We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer
Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers
Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield