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QuotaBillsMoney is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin
The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki