Big Card Game

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren