Big Card Game

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan