Big Card Game
When you can't find your reading glasses
QuotaBillsOld age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings
This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde
Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump