Better Call Saul

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Praising all alike, is praising none. - John Gay

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell