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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown


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