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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain


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