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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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