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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis