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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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