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I'm A Believer

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I'm A Believer thanks to Karen Moore

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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

They suceed because they think they can. - Virgil

Think with the few and speak with the many. - Baltasar Gracian

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

All shall be done, but it may be harder than you think. - C S Lewis

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

The people who influence you are the people who believe in you. - Henry Drummond

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe. - Leo Rosten

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. - Rudyard Kipling

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If you ask mathematicians what they do, you always get the same answer. They think. - M. Egrafov

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all. - Hypatia

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I believe that visualization is one of the most powerful means of achieving personal goals. - Harvey Mackay

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

It's a lie to think you're not good enough. It's a lie to think you're not worth anything. - Nick Vujicic

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about. - Oscar Wilde

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If it's not exactly like you thought it would be, you think it's a failure. What about the spectrum of colors in between? - Sara Evans

Opera Audience Member: "What do you think of the singer's execution?"
Coolidge: "I'm all for it." - Calvin Coolidge

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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