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I'm A Believer

'Food For Thought' thinking

I'm A Believer thanks to Karen Moore

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We are what we believe we are. - C S Lewis

Think and wonder, wonder and think. - Dr. Seuss

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

All shall be done, but it may be harder than you think. - C S Lewis

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. - Claud Cockburn

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. - Coco Chanel

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will. - Sugar Ray Robinson

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. - Johann von Goethe

Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all. - Hypatia

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

It's easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before. - Unknown

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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