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I'm A Believer

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I'm A Believer thanks to Karen Moore

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I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. - Anthony Burgess

What the thinker thinks, the prover proves. - Robert Anton Wilson

Everything is possible to those who believe. - Unknown

If you don't live it, you don't believe it. - Paul Harvey

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe. - Leo Rosten

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I think what you can’t see is always what you should be frightened of. - Marianne Wiggins

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Our beliefs about what we are and what we can be precisely determine what we will be. - Anthony Robbins

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. - Mahatma Gandhi

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Ask me not where I live or what I like to eat. Ask me what I am living for and what I think is keeping me from living fully that. - Thomas Merton

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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