I'm A Believer

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. - George Bernard Shaw

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Tolerance is a virtue of people who don't believe in anything anymore. - G K Chesterton

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

Although I am not a vain person, I believe that I am the very best footballer in the whole world. - Ronaldinho

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Opera Audience Member: "What do you think of the singer's execution?"
Coolidge: "I'm all for it." - Calvin Coolidge

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham