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Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

The common person fears to think beyond the common. - Bryant McGill

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

Everyone has certain fears, certain things that one cannot abide. - Takayuki Ikkaku

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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