Beethoven's Teacher
Punny music humour
QuotaBillsI'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock
Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards
I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu
Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde
The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush
Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut
The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot
Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope
Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon
Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono