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Beer Can Do Miracles

Wheelchair healing on the way home from the liquor store

Beer Can Do Miracles thanks to Jim Serritella

Miracles do happen today!

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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