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Beer Can Do Miracles

Wheelchair healing on the way home from the liquor store

Beer Can Do Miracles thanks to Jim Serritella

Miracles do happen today!

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

exists no miracle mightier than this:to feel - e e cummings

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Healing yourself is connected with healing others. - Yoko Ono

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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