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Beer Can Do Miracles

Wheelchair healing on the way home from the liquor store

Beer Can Do Miracles thanks to Jim Serritella

Miracles do happen today!

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

exists no miracle mightier than this:to feel - e e cummings

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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