Wouldn't want to scratch that fancy bed liner
If only he had a truck...
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com